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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:31
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
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They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
A Sleep Expert Says It's OK To Use Your Phone In Bed For A Surprising Reason - Bustle
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What do bad boys know that nice guys don't?
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Scientists find 34-million-year-old snake that changes our understanding of evolution - Earth.com
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
No way
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